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idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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howdy!

hey guys! this is the intro/pinned post for me!

before continuing:

  • read our dni/byf
  • check my about!
  • i dont mind if adults follow us, or even post nsfw, as long as its tagged properly and they arent creepy

(see my about for definitions of creepy)

have a good day!


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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a screenshot of the amazon website, saying

if youre a goldfish youre not FUCKING allowed to buy an alexa >:(


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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okay so i have a teacup in my purse, but my purse is also where i keep all my kandi rn, and so i picked it up and it made the PRETTIEST sound with the beads going against the glass


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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100 gecs tickles my brain like asmr never could


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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this video is gorgeous


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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well, we're back from the hospital. yay. i dont know how often we'll post, but we'll try


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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important

ay yall im going to uhh residential? that basically means that i'll not be back for a few months. bad mental health sh/t happened so uh yeah


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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neg

friend is threatening to leave again. brought an energy drink in my purse, but it f/cking broke. just- busted. in my purse. all over my laptop charger. all over all my sh/t. its not even nine yet. todays gonna f/cking suck.


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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a picture of a dinosaur shaped pop-it, rainbow colored

this is the same shape of my pop-it, but mine doesnt have any red on it, so the coloring is a bit different.

if you have money and stim... i totally recommend it


idioticsilverware(they/them)
babushka(he/she, он/она/)
Time ago
babushka

Hi. Babka here again. I... need some extra money, and I'm willing to work for it. I don't expect to get anything from here and I will be posting a similar post to a Russian network where it hopefully reaches the right people. I am writing this one mostly as a preparation and a posting exercise.

Who I am: someone who has a full-time job that doesn't fully cover their medical expenses.

What I need: ideally, some one-time small tasks I can do in my spare time on weekends.

Remote work I can do and have done before:

  • Translating (ENG<->RUS, both fictional works and technical papers from IT sphere)
  • Proofreading (in Russian and English to some extent, not a native speaker but can point out some mistakes non-natives usually make)
  • Creative writing / copywriting (mostly in Russian, can do shorter texts in English)
  • Drawing icons (commission me here)
  • Video montage/video editing (can also add some basic special effects, text, and subtitles)

Things I haven't done before but I think I am capable of:

  • Captioning (in Russian)
  • Write poetry on a set theme (in Russian). I mostly write poetry for myself but I don't mind writing it for someone else
  • Help with basic programming homework (i have an IT degree, trust me)
  • Talk to you in Russian if you need some language practice

I can also make epoxy jewelry of basic complexity.

Hit me up if you are interested!

This post is going to be here for a while while I'm thinking of something else to add.


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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current adhd mood: listening to an 8D version of fireflies by owl city (audio stim), playing with my new pop-it (tactile stim), and visualizing an animated music video of my hyperfixation that goes along with the song


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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neg

i was waiting for our friend that always walks us to our last class, and so i walked to their class where we usually meet up. then their teacher said they spent lunch in the media center. so i went to their locker, because they usually stop by there to get their things. but they didnt show up. they usually text me if they cant show up to one of the times that we usually walk together. why didnt they text me? their phones not dead, they texted when i said i was waiting for them.

they asked if i was okay. but im not sure what to say. if i say yes, they'll feel like sh/t. if i say no, they'll know im lying. i just dont want someone who's going to leave.

so now im listening to my 'sad songs to die to' playlist and hope that the tears finally come out.

well, now im crying. and this kid i dont talk to in my class just asked if i had a quarter. he saw i was crying and just asked again. i told him 'please go away' and he acted like i was crazy.

when i was walking into my class some kid said i looked depressed. he was joking but i wonder if it was really that obvious.

why is so much wrong with me


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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could you get a sunburn if you were invisible


idioticsilverware(they/them)
ravioli
Time ago

This might be controversial

ravioli

But how many calories are in the Mona Lisa, I’m not planning anything but I’m just asking.
like *if* I “ate” the Mona Lisa how many calories would it “be”.

ravioli

I didn’t consider portion size either which is silly of me. would the portion determine the caloric value? Or the opposite? And no I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa made into food and then eaten, I’m talking about varnish and oil paint and parchment In. My. Belly.


chanceydoesstuff

Okay here’s what we know about the Mona Lisa:

it is made of oil paint on a poplar wood panel, it has a resin varnish.

Did some research, here’s what I’ve figured out thanks to the internet

The wood in question is calculated at 4 calories per gram, the ML is 18 pounds as a whole = 8164 grams= 32,656 calories if that’s just the wood

Now onto the paint and varnish, given we have 1,311 square inches of panel to work with, (this link conceptualizes acrylic paint, which is less thick than oil paint but we’ll roll with it since we don’t have much else to go on.) if 1 ounce of paint will cover 25 square inches, we can surmise that there are 56.7 calories in that square inch, and therefore 74,333.7 calories of paint covering the Mona Lisa.

So your total is:

106,989.7 calories in the whole Mona Lisa, most of it toxic to you


ravioli

DID YOU PUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING ON THE MONA LISA


idioticsilverware

so i did the math! you would gain ~30 pounds (~13 kilos) if you ate the mona lisa, assuming that it takes you about 3,500 calories to gain one pound (that's the average, according to google, but it changes based on body weight, height, type, and other things like that).

have fun with this information :)



idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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i hate fire drills i hate fire drills i hate fire drills


idioticsilverware(they/them)
3ye-kand1(xee/xim/xiz)
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3ye-kand1

time sensitive question whats a character with a skater aesthetic

idioticsilverware

cant believe you forgot her smh



idioticsilverware(they/them)
3ye-kand1(xee/xim/xiz)
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idioticsilverware(they/them)
ravioli
Time ago
ravioli

Imagine waking up everyday like “I’m going to wear basketball shorts with my socks and sandals” and not offending yourself


idioticsilverware(they/them)
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my teacher brought a puppy to class!!! shes just... sittin there. a tiiiiny english bulldog. baby, brand new, small!!

OSLDHG WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS SHE WALKED NEXT TO ME AND SMELLED MY PURSE!! I GOT TO PET HER AND SHE STARTED DOING THE LEG THING AND THE TEACHER SAID THE DOG LIKED ME


idioticsilverware(they/them)
idioticsilverware(they/them)
Time ago
3ye-kand1

i need an opinion

my social studies class is arguing over whether or not alice is racist bc she says all rap songs sound the same to her

fellas. is it racist to not like a certain genre of music

20% of votes
yes 20%
80% of votes
no 80%

idioticsilverware

yes, 100%



idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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listening to music in other languages is great until you want to sing along, but have no idea how to pronounce the words


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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accidentally changing a song while you're listening to one is such a conflict. like, do i go back and listen to it from the beginning? no, id get bored because i listened to all that recently. do i just ignore it and listen to the new song? no, id be a little antsy because i need to finish the other song. but i dont know at what part the song got skipped at, so i cant just go back to the other song and skip a certain part of it.

this is a dilemma.


idioticsilverware(they/them)
3ye-kand1(xee/xim/xiz)
Time ago
3ye-kand1

i learned how to play line without a hook on guitar yesterday. might show u later idk

billnyethescienceguyofficial

You should play for me sometime ;)


3ye-kand1

maybe i will ;) right after i play it on your ✨heartstrings✨


billnyethescienceguyofficial

sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh


3ye-kand1

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh


idioticsilverware

gay @ss children smh



idioticsilverware(they/them)
3ye-kand1(xee/xim/xiz)
Time ago
3ye-kand1

i need an opinion

my social studies class is arguing over whether or not alice is racist bc she says all rap songs sound the same to her

fellas. is it racist to not like a certain genre of music

20% of votes
yes 20%
80% of votes
no 80%


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
Time ago

every time my friends are busy/arent talking to me im going to practice a language. lets see how long it takes for me to become fluent


idioticsilverware(they/them)
posted this
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i asked the lunch lady for ten cookies for me and my friends, she handed me two cookies and four dollars back.


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